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How to Toilet Paper a Co-Worker

Jul 31, 2012

1) Gather supplies. Obtain toilet paper rolls and tape for securing the ends of toilet paper . I like to use a nice two-ply embossed toilet tissue, for extra strength and durability.

2) Find out your co-worker’s schedule. Make sure they are gone for long enough for you to decorate and get out without being seen! If they come in really early in the morning, it’s best to do it after they leave for the day on the night before. If the co-worker stays in the office really late, come in a little early on the morning you want to pull your prank.

3) Do the deed, but don’t be destructive. After all, it is your workplace, so you don’t want people to be upset or offended by what you think is a harmless prank. Good objects to wrap in toilet paper include: staplers, tape dispensers, monitors, speakers, and chairs. Toilet papering the doorway is okay. You don’t want to make the scene look completely in disarray, just in case the employee has an early meeting or visitor. Keep it classy.

In honor of the IT Director’s 12th anniversary of working here at, we gave his office a little extra class today! Happy anniversary Dave!

Boardwalk Paper Towel Sale

Jul 30, 2012

Check out the Boardwalk paper towels on sale this week at! Huge discounts on paper towels, stock up for the upcoming school year for cleaning up after projects and kitchen messes. Paper towels are great for commercial bathrooms and restrooms. Provide a sanitary hand drying option for public bathrooms to protect patrons and employees from spreading germs


Star Wars Recycled Toilet Paper Roll Arts & Crafts Project

Jul 30, 2012

Make your own X-wing with this toilet paper roll arts and crafts project featured on Obvious Winner.

You will need: paper towel roll, toilet paper rolls, cardboard, and tape.

And voila, a fun project for the kids at home during summer! Keep them occupied for an afternoon with some items that you would normally throw away or recycle. Put on a Star Wars film for a few hours and then when it’s over, let them create their own X-wing and decorate them with crayons and markers.

Marcal Savings Recycled Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Facial Tissue

Jul 23, 2012

Save on Marcal toilet paper, facial tissue, and paper towels this week at Prices slashed for a limited time, check out the savings on recycled paper products from the name brand you can trust for environmentally friendly practices. Using recycled paper products by Marcal helps cut down the use of virgin pulp used in paper products. Save a tree and go green with Marcal toilet paper and paper towels today, shop now for huge savings!

Hello Kitty & Kiss Crossover Toilet Paper

Jul 18, 2012

Joint “Hello Kitty” and “Kiss” fans have to wait no longer, for the debut of the crossover plush toys and toilet paper.

Sanrio’s most popular character, Hello Kitty, is featured as the four members of KISS from the Dynasty album cover on the bathroom tissue and facial tissue. Are you a Hello Kitty fan? What do you think of this new household bathroom product?

Charmin Toilet Paper Sale

Jul 16, 2012

Buy Charmin toilet paper from, on sale this week! Choose from your favorite brands of toilet paper, Charmin Basic, Charmin Ultra Strong and Charmin Ultra Soft. Buy toilet paper at for fast delivery in 2-3 days and free shipping on orders over $75.


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