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Moby Dick Toilet Paper, eBay Auction

Jan 17, 2014

212,758 words make up  Herman Melville’s literary masterpiece Moby Dick. For those of you who prefer to do your reading on the abode this Ebay auction may be right for you. For only $999.95 you can own the epic tale of Captain Ahab’s  pursuit of Moby Dick, a great white whale, on six rolls of toilet paper.

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How Toilet Paper is Made

Oct 30, 2013

Ever wonder how toilet paper is made? Well then, check out this great Discovery Channel video, “How Toilet Paper Is Made“.

Be sure to stock up on bulk toilet paper at ToiletPaperWorld.com!

Zingers & Fun Facts from the Toilet Paper Encyclopedia

Sep 16, 2013

Great one liners & funny comments about everyone’s favorite necessity item!

Jerry Seinfeld_toilet paper “Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper in the Crusades: The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.”  - Jerry Seinfeld

 

 

 

 

Toilet Paper Statistics & Quick Facts

Question: What is the average number of toilet tissue sheets a person uses in one day?
Answer: On average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip – a total of 57 sheets per day. That’s an annual total of 20,805 sheets!

Do It Yourself (DIY) Toilet Paper Projects

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Project materials needed: toilet paper rolls, paint, paint brush, googly eyes, scissors, color markers, glue gum. Optional materials: glitter, color tissue paper.

DIY Toilet Paper Projects

Aug 27, 2013

DIY Toilet Paper Projects from the Toilet Paper Encyclopedia. Family-friendly “Do It Yourself” toilet paper projects; including how-to’s, tutorials, and tips.

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Recommended project materials: toilet paper rolls, glue, scissors, glitter, color tissue paper, paint, googly eyes, glue gun, color markers, stickers, bird seed… and smiles.

Don’t forget, if you’re looking to stock up on project material number 1, toilet paper rolls, head on over to ToiletPaperWorld.com. Get your bulk Charmin, Scott, Angel Soft, and Cottonelle toilet paper there, with free 2-3 day shipping on orders over $75.

 

 

Fun & Easy DIY Toilet Paper Roll Project: Wall Art

Jul 18, 2013

Looking for a fun family project, or an inexpensive wall art project? Then check out this easy to follow “How-to” video and learn how to make your own Flower Wall Art out of toilet paper rolls.

DIY Flower Wall Art Toilet Paper Roll Project

Toilet Paper Tuesday: Bathroom Humor, Toilet Paper Origami

Jul 9, 2013

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Interested in learning how to create your own toilet paper origami? Check out these helpful sites, including tutorials.

Toilet Paper Origami, Pinterest
Toilet Paper Origami, Curbly
Toilet Paper Origami, Origami Resource Center

Send us a picture of your best toilet paper origami. We may just showcase it in a future blog post.

Happy folding!

Venezuelan Toilet Paper Crisis

May 21, 2013

Venezuela importing millions of toilet paper rolls due to shortage from APTN MUST SEE on Vimeo.

Venezuela’s toilet paper crisis is not as simple as it appears. It’s not just a supply and demand issue. Toilet paper among other staples such as butter, sugar, flour, and coffee are price fixed in this socialist country, so people from all walks of life can afford toilet paper. But the current political environment has led to campaigns claiming a shortage, causing people to start hoarding toilet paper in fears of running out.

To handle the shortage of toilet paper, the country is importing 50 million rolls of bathroom tissue. But, with the monthly usage at 125 million rolls, there may still not be enough to divert a crisis.

I’m glad I live in a country that I can buy toilet paper in bulk online and have it shipped to me! Don’t get left with an empty roll!

Where Would You Wipe with Pledge Wipes Giveaway!

May 20, 2013

Pledge is a trusted brand of furniture cleaner with that fresh lemony scent that people love. Pledge wipes can be used not only on wood, but also on stainless steel, leather, marble, granite & plastic. Here are some ideas for uses for Pledge Wipes:

  1. Wipe down leather seats in your car
  2. Wipe the front of stainless steel appliances in your kitchen
  3. Wipe granite countertops
  4. Wipe plastic desktops

Where would you wipe Pledge Wipes Giveaway

Where would you wipe with Pledge wipes? Comment below and use the widget to enter the Where Would You Wipe Pledge Wipes Giveaway! Deadline to enter: May 28, 2013.

12 winners will win a 24-wipe package of premoistened Pledge wipes! Winners contacted via e-mail. Only valid within the continental United States.

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Don’t Microwave Toilet Paper

May 16, 2013

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Don’t put your toilet paper in the microwave. Even if you dropped the last roll in the toilet when you were trying to put it on the dispenser and you really need it dry so you can use it RIGHT NOW because you have a phobia of using public restrooms. Even if there are no tissues, napkins, or any other paper-like substance left in your entire house or apartment. I can only imagine that this was the emergency situation that led to putting a wet roll of toilet paper in the microwave, according to this article in the Arizona Daily Star. The toilet paper roll in the microwave left several hundred dollars worth of smoke damage and a visit from the fire department.

Just don’t microwave your toilet paper! What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever tried to microwave?

Sibling Rivalry Over Last Roll of Charmin

May 15, 2013

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A fight over the last roll of Charmin toilet paper led elderly siblings to call 911, according to a NYPost article. Bernice Meltzer, 72, and her brother, Howard, 67, were both arrested after they called the cops for violating mutual orders of protection.

Are you guilty of leaving an empty roll of toilet paper? We’ll send you a free roll! Just

1) Tweet @toiletpaperking Toilet Paper Emergency #tp911 with a picture of your Empty Roll
2) DM @toiletpaperking Your Mailing Address* Info
3) Get a free roll of toilet paper delivered to you!

*Only available for mailing addresses in the continental US, deliverable by UPS. No PO Boxes. Limit 1 roll per household.

As for chronic offenders, stock up on bulk toilet paper and never run out again!

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