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Bathroom Humor Series Continued…

Mar 17, 2014

From theoatmeal.com, we present … “Dear Public Toilets of the World”, enjoy.

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ToiletPaperWorld Blog: Things We Love Series… Continued

Mar 12, 2014

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As our readers know we here at ToiletPaperWorld love toilet paper, toilet paper rolls, and all of the fun things you can do with them!

We have several posts dedicated to practical application uses, DIY kids projects, and how to’s… including upcycling toilet paper rolls to art supply holders. The holders are probably the most favorited and shared project we feature, due to it’s popularity with teachers.

Recently while on the hunt for similar art friendly related projects we ran across these beautiful Gyotaku paintings done by a Connecticut artist, John Tolmie, and we just had to share!

According to Wiki, Gyotaku “is the traditional method of Japanese fish printing, dating from the mid-1800s. This form of nature printing may have been used by fishermen to record their catches, but has also become an artform on its own.”

Gyotaku

Mr. Tolmie’s gallery of prints can be viewed on his website newenglandfishprints.com.

DIY Alert: Toilet Paper Craft Projects, By Season

Feb 28, 2014

Whether you’re starting your gardening early, looking for fun Easter party items, making monsters for birthdays, or decorating for the Holidays toilet paper rolls are a must have DIY project item. So regardless of the time of year, save those toilet paper rolls!

Spring:
toiletpaperrollplantstarters Use toilet paper rolls to start your seedlings in. Simply fill them with dirt and insert your seeds as listed on the package. The rolls will decompose so you can bury them right in your garden and/or container pot.

 

 

 

 

 

Summer:
toiletpaperflower This easy decoration is great for sprucing up a picnic, birthday party, or pool party! With just a little bit of paint, a pair of scissors, a stapler, and some creativity you, and your kids, can easily make these fun flowers! Cute for summertime outside weddings too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fall:
toiletpaperbirdseedAs the leaves begin to change and before the winter winds come blowing in setting out bird-feeders is an easy way to help keep your backyard feathered friends around longer. By smearing on peanut butter and then rolling the covered toilet paper roll in birdseed you can create these cute feeders in under a minute! We’re not kidding, set the timer and give it a go!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Winter:
ToiletpaperlanternsMake these quick and easy Holiday decorations beforehand or better yet, have the gang over and make a party out of it! Home holiday decorations, in our opinion, are the best decorations!

ToiletPaperWorld February Special: Custom Printed Toilet Paper

Feb 3, 2014

ToiletPaperWorld.com Specials Alert: For the month of February get a pack of 4 rolls of custom toilet paper for $10 each per roll. That’s a $16 instant savings! 

Custom printed toilet paper

Custom Printed Toilet Paper – Corporate Logos, Photos, Funny Quotes. Printed one color on 2-ply facial quality toilet paper. Great for parties and gags. Get as few as 4 rolls.

Each order is custom made. Each roll is individually shrink wrapped. For a free price quote click here.

 

Additional Information

Cost: 4 rolls $10 each (February special only), 10 rolls $9.75 each, 40 rolls $7.50, 80 rolls $7.00 each, 240 rolls $5.35 each, 480 rolls $4.90 each, 800 rolls $4.10 each, 1600 rolls $3.75 each, 2400 rolls $3.55 each

A setup charge for new orders is $31.25. For repeat orders, $12.50. Additional charges may apply, contact customer service for details.

Pricing includes printing on facial quality 2-ply biodegradable toilet paper. Each roll is individually shrink wrapped. Pricing is per design. Quantities cannot be combined.

Imageable Area: 3 1/2″ X 16″ (and then continuously repeated throughout roll) printed in one (1) color only.

Accepted Formats: Mac or Windows: Email, CD, DVD, ZIP, Illustrator, Photoshop, eps, bmp, ai, psd, tif, (jpg, gif: see the next line)

Image resolution MUST be at least at 150dpi at the final size of 3.5″ wide. Jpg’s & gif’s are usually very low resolution internet/web images & are worthless for printing. Please check file size of these to see if they are usable or email them to us. We can check them out for you.

Shipping Will Go Out “Best Way”: 4-80 rolls UPS; 80 rolls or more UPS or truck.

How long will it take to get my order?

Production Time after Artwork Approval is 2 – 3 weeks for 4 – 800 rolls; 4 – 6 weeks for 880 – 4800 rolls. Call ahead to make arrangements if your order is needed sooner.

Can I get a rush order?

Yes. Rush orders are available with these additional charges: 48 hour – 100% of the roll charge, 3-4 Day – 50% of the roll charge and 5-10 day – 25% of the roll charge.

For a Free Price Quote…

Please fill in the information below and click on submit. We will contact you with a price quote and answer any questions that you have.

TPW Blog Contest: Which Toilet Paper is Best?

Jan 31, 2014

What’s your favorite toilet paper, and why? Let us know for a chance to win!

Here’s the skinny:

- Comment below to enter the contest.
- Please keep it clean and family friendly.
- One lucky contributor will win a gift pack including some of our favorite toilet papers.
- Open to continental US customers only.
- Contest ends Feburary 28th 2014.

Be sure to check out the Ultra Toilet Paper Guide, and treat yourself today! xo, the ToiletPaperWorld.com team

Ultra Toilet Paper Guide 2014

Toilet Paper Encyclopedia: Modern History 101

Jan 24, 2014

Straight from the Funny Toilet Paper Stories section of the world-famous Toilet Paper Encyclopedia:

How did late-nighter Johnny Carson attribute to the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 1973

It all actually started as a joke. Johnny Carson was doing his typical NBC Tonight Show monologue on December 19, 1973. His writers decided to include a joke based on Wisconsin congressman Harold Froelich’s quote which they had heard earlier that day. Froelich claimed that the federal government was falling behind in getting bids to supply toilet paper and “The United States may face a serious shortage of toilet tissue within a few months”.

Johnny Carson’s quote: “You know what’s disappearing from the supermarket shelves? Toilet paper. There’s an acute shortage of toilet paper in the United States.”

The next morning, many of the 20 million television viewers ran to the supermarket and bought all of the toilet paper they could find. By noon, most stores were out of stock! Carson later apologized for scaring the public, and retracted his quote. (NY Useless Information)

Timmy The Talking Toilet Paper Roll

The following is a story that was submitted by Laura Shanley, a children’s book author, to “themestream.com” on July 4th 2000:

Timmy was born on a hot summer day in a toilet paper factory in Boise, Idaho. Originally, he was rather plain looking, but shortly after birth he was dyed a lovely shade of yellow. After an exciting ride on a conveyor belt, Timmy was perfumed and packaged along with eight other rolls, and put into a box to be shipped to the grocery store.

Tushy, Timmy’s best friend, curled up next to him and tried to get some sleep but something was bothering him. “I’m worried,” Tushy said, “I’ve heard rumors about what happens to some rolls of toilet paper.” “What kinds of rumors?” Timmy asked, anxiously. “Well… I heard someone say something about a slow, watery death. You don’t think that could happen to us, do you, Timmy?” said Tushy. “Of course not,” replied Timmy, “We’re two-ply, the best of the best. We got nothing to worry about.”

Soon Timmy and Tushy found themselves on the grocer’s shelves. Day after day they watched shoppers walk by – ladies with babies, old men holding onto their carts to keep from falling over, little kids who knocked things off the shelves. Then one day a man picked up Timmy’s package. “Hooray! Hooray!” all the rolls shouted.

Timmy laughed as he rode in the shopping cart. It felt just like the conveyor belt. When the man got home he put Timmy and the others in a dark closet and closed the door. Timmy was very sad.

But the next day the main took out he package, opened it up, and took Timmy out. He carried Timmy in the bathroom and put him on the toilet paper holder. Around and around Timmy went. “Wheeeeee!” Timmy yelled. He never knew life could be this fun. What happened next  is too sad to write about in a story for children. We’ll just say that Timmy went swimming.

The end.

 

Bathroom Humor Series Continued…

Jan 8, 2014

ToiletPaperWorld Bathroom Humor

Ha. Right on!

How Toilet Paper is Made

Oct 30, 2013

Ever wonder how toilet paper is made? Well then, check out this great Discovery Channel video, “How Toilet Paper Is Made“.

Be sure to stock up on bulk toilet paper at ToiletPaperWorld.com!

Fan/customer favorite: Marcal Pro 100% Premium Recycled Toilet Paper

Oct 8, 2013

Marcal Pro Premium Recycled Toilet PaperFan/customer favorite: Marcal Pro 100% Premium Recycled Toilet Paper

Nancy C. shared “Between kids, grandkids, and friends our house is always full. So I make sure to stock up on toilet paper, because honestly, no one wants to run out of that! Over the years we’ve pretty much tried all the different types of toilet paper there are: 1ply, 2ply, soft, strong, recycled, etc. Some have been more loved than others, but thankfully they all suite their purpose. Recently my daughter-in-law brought over a package of the Marcal Pro 100% Recycled Toilet Paper and I have to say, I love it! When I found out you could buy it in bulk at CleaningProductsWorld.com I did. Now we shouldn’t have to worry about running out for awhile. Customer suggestion: Stock up now for the Holidays! You’ll be happy you did.”

Product highlights:
- 60% post-consumer and 100% total recovered material
- Meets EPA CPG requirements
- No dye or fragrance added.
- Whitened without chlorine bleaching
- Septic and sewer safe

Stock up today, and receive free 2-3 day shipping on orders over $75!

Best Ever Potty Training Tips

Oct 1, 2013

potty training tipsWe recently ran across this great article from Parents.com, “20 Best Ever Potty Training Tips“, and just had to share!

Top cheats, I mean “best practices”, for successfully potty training:
- Bribes work! Two words: Mini M&M’s
- Daddy does it too!?
- Cheerio target practice
- Praise, praise, and more praise
- Softer is better

Looking to stock up on soft, comfortable toilet paper? Then head on over to ToiletPaperWorld.com to stock up on your bulk toilet paper needs today!

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