Check out this I Love You toilet paper from JustPaperRoses. This custom printed toilet paper roll is a great gift for the not-so-romantic partner. Or give as a first wedding anniversary gift- which is normally the paper gift. Either make your partner laugh or cry because they love/hate this gift!

Are you the type to give a funny gift or do you go more the traditional route? Share your stories in the comments below! The first 5 people to comment will receive free toilet paper!

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As part of our Thomas Crapper Day celebration, we paid our favorite blogger Carissa Rogers in Charmin Ultra Strong to submit a post about her latest toilet paper adventure. Happy Thomas Crapper Day to all the toilet paper aficionados and plumbers who celebrate with us. See our giveaway for a chance to win a case of toilet paper as part of our celebration!

Interested in blogging for ToiletPaperWorld.com ? Contact molly@cicgo.com for details. We pay in toilet paper!

Turning Forty And Forgetful | Surprise B-Day Toilet Paper Party!

I have a group of fantastic girlfriends in my tiny town. We get together as often as we can… pretty much any excuse will do. We play ‘old lady basketball’ once a week, and let’s just say: we’re a hoot on the court!  We meet for book club monthly, okay.. it’s more like magazine-club, but we bring food that’s heavy on the calories, and yummy on the tummy.

We’ve been known to toilet paper a grandma on National Toilet Paper day. And one time, we donned black clothing, fake moustaches and panty-hosed our heads in order to ‘abduct’ one of our friends off to her ‘baby shower’.

So it should come as no surprise that we needed a heckuva great idea when one of the ‘sister wives’ (shhh don’t tell our husbands we named ourselves) was turning 40.

A few months back this friend, I shall call her Amy-is-Amazing-but-forgets-a-lot, forgot to stock up on toilet paper. And at the same time she had taken in a family of abandoned quail baby birds (see? How amazing is that?). The gang kept stopping in to visit the birdies and play with them.. and enterprising Miss ‘forgets-a-lot’ gently suggested everyone bring her a roll when they came to visit the birdies!

And so…

We took it upon ourselves to create a ‘Forty & Forgetful’ themed surprise birthday party for her. Everyone was assigned to bring one roll of TP for the honored guest, as well as a ‘slightly’ inappropriate gift for the soon to be ‘old lady’… You know: reading glasses, stool softener, denture cream.

Everyone came thru with flying colors. The best gift by far was a print out of ‘how-to duct tape your boobs’, along with several different packs of duct tape in sparkly girly colors (1 for every occasion)!

Toilet Paper & Diet Mountain Dew Cake!

And since Diet Mountain Dew is her current drink of choice.. we made a special cake JUST for her out of Toilet Paper and DMD.  (Thanks goes to April for MAKING the cake!)

What everyone did not know is that I had a separate plan with an alternate-theme for the party. I figure every forty year old woman needs to hear from those who will NEVER forget her. I called this part the Forty & NEVER Forget theme.

I emailed, Facebook’ed and wrangled up several friends of hers from way back in her ‘college’ days. Asking them to send me a letter about how and why they could NEVER forget her. The surprise letters provided a meaningful  moment to a very silly party. We ended with her mother reading her own ‘Never Forget’ letter.

Wait, no… that wasn’t the end, because it was time to celebrate by eating Thai Food, since the whole thing was held at birthday girl’s favorite Thai restaurant!

Don’t you wish you were part of our goodncrazy girlfriend mom-group?!

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In a former life, Carissa Rogers was a molecular biologist. In her current life she is the chief researcher of blogging karma, parenting dos (and some don’ts) and for spice she pretends to be a photographer…a mom of all trades. Connect with her on Twitter and check out her website GoodNCrazy.com.

We’ve extended our Thomas Crapper Day celebration to all week long this year! Orders over $100 will be entered to win a case of toilet paper. 5 Chances to Win- a daily winner will be chosen from orders 1/23- 1/27. You may also enter this giveaway by commenting below, telling us what your favorite brand of toilet paper is & why!* We have toilet paper, paper towels, bathroom and janitorial supplies, as well as safety supplies and more!

As always, thanks for being our customer. We hope that you will join us in our celebration of Thomas Crapper! While he is not the inventor of the toilet, he was a great plumber and helped bring about modern sanitation methods.

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Looking for a novelty bathroom product?  Well look no further – any of these are a must have for your bathroom, or will at least give you a good laugh.

1) Fuzzy Toilet

Be the King of the Castle on this royal throne (don’t forget your knight!) - if you’re looking for maximum comfort while doing your business I can’t imagine anything better. 

I would not want to be the person who has to clean this toilet however.  This product is proudly featured at IcanHazCheezburger.com.

2) Urinal Screen Game

On one hand this way of advertising could potentially be seen by a lot of people – if you don’t mind the name of your company or product being  micturated upon…  yes this is an actual product you can buy for a urinal with a custom message put in, courtesy of urinalgames.com.

3) Sign: How to Use the Toilet

Last but not least, my personal favorite is a picture of a bathroom sign that was taken by a couple vacationing in Asia.  I’m sure I would fall over if I tried to perch like the picture in the bottom left corner.  This picture courtesy of travel-plan-idea.com.

Don't leave your toilet paper behind in the beautiful New Zealand wilderness!

A freedom camper in New Zealand left behind tell tale toilet paper when illegally going to the bathroom in the wilderness.  Freedom camping, camping outside of campgrounds with bathroom facilities, in New Zealand has been prohibited in certain areas because of a growing human waste and litter problem.

The camper denied that she had gone to the bathroom, but the toilet paper on the ground matched the roll of tissue hanging out the back of her van. An officer confronted the offending camper.

Thames Coromandel District Council spokesperson Craig Birkett told the Waikato Times, “The officer said, ‘You can’t really deny it now can you?’ And she said, `Well, I guess not’.”

While freedom camping is not prohibited everywhere in New Zealand, there are certain areas of restriction. All illegal campers staying overnight in prohibited locations now could be fined $200.

Moral of this story: Don’t leave your toilet paper behind! ToiletPaperWorld.com endorses the responsible disposal of toilet paper.

Last April, we posted about a group at St. Mark’s School in Massachusetts folding toilet paper 13 times. This past weekend, under Dr. James Tanton’s direction, the St. Mark’s students beat the world record with a stable 13 folds. They’re petitioned the Guinness Book of World Records to add a paper folding category, and of course to add them to it.

From the St. Mark’s website:

Utilizing the 825-foot long “infinite corridor” at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the St. Mark’s contingent, led by Dr. James Tanton, Director of the St. Mark’s Institute of Mathematics, and SM computer science teacher Christopher Roche, folded more than ten miles of toilet paper 13 times, once and forever eclipsing a record set in 2002 by California high school senior Britney Gallivan.

Congratulations to Dr. James Tanton and his team!!

There seems to be no shortage of scandals involving toilet paper.

Three people from Florida are facing up to two decades in prison for their alleged involvement in a $1 million toilet paper scam. Employees from a septic tank company, FBK products, called elderly customers selling unnecessary products including toilet paper, detergent, and soap.

From the Miami Herald,

More than a dozen customers were told they needed special toilet paper to avoid ruining their septic tanks because the federal government changed regulations on toilet paper. The federal government does not regulate septic tank products.

When running out of toilet paper in a hotel room do you A)call the front desk and politely ask for more B) improvise, or C) cause $2,090 in a fit of rage?  Because the answer is always C, we get an entertaining story to share. 

In a bizarre story of a hotel trashing, a man apparently became enraged after running out of toilet paper.

 After discovering his room was out of toilet paper, Derek MacDonald went into a vacant room next door to clog the toilet and cause water damage to the room, then went back to his own room and smashed it up.  Damage was done to both carpets, the ceiling in his room, as well as the lighting in the bathroom and the blow dryer. 

 On the bright side, he was probably able to clean himself up when he finally got to the police station, providing they too were not out of toilet paper.

 Click here to read the full article.

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