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ToiletPaperWorld February Special: Custom Printed Toilet Paper

Feb 3, 2014

ToiletPaperWorld.com Specials Alert: For the month of February get a pack of 4 rolls of custom toilet paper for $10 each per roll. That’s a $16 instant savings! 

Custom printed toilet paper

Custom Printed Toilet Paper – Corporate Logos, Photos, Funny Quotes. Printed one color on 2-ply facial quality toilet paper. Great for parties and gags. Get as few as 4 rolls.

Each order is custom made. Each roll is individually shrink wrapped. For a free price quote click here.

 

Additional Information

Cost: 4 rolls $10 each (February special only), 10 rolls $9.75 each, 40 rolls $7.50, 80 rolls $7.00 each, 240 rolls $5.35 each, 480 rolls $4.90 each, 800 rolls $4.10 each, 1600 rolls $3.75 each, 2400 rolls $3.55 each

A setup charge for new orders is $31.25. For repeat orders, $12.50. Additional charges may apply, contact customer service for details.

Pricing includes printing on facial quality 2-ply biodegradable toilet paper. Each roll is individually shrink wrapped. Pricing is per design. Quantities cannot be combined.

Imageable Area: 3 1/2″ X 16″ (and then continuously repeated throughout roll) printed in one (1) color only.

Accepted Formats: Mac or Windows: Email, CD, DVD, ZIP, Illustrator, Photoshop, eps, bmp, ai, psd, tif, (jpg, gif: see the next line)

Image resolution MUST be at least at 150dpi at the final size of 3.5″ wide. Jpg’s & gif’s are usually very low resolution internet/web images & are worthless for printing. Please check file size of these to see if they are usable or email them to us. We can check them out for you.

Shipping Will Go Out “Best Way”: 4-80 rolls UPS; 80 rolls or more UPS or truck.

How long will it take to get my order?

Production Time after Artwork Approval is 2 – 3 weeks for 4 – 800 rolls; 4 – 6 weeks for 880 – 4800 rolls. Call ahead to make arrangements if your order is needed sooner.

Can I get a rush order?

Yes. Rush orders are available with these additional charges: 48 hour – 100% of the roll charge, 3-4 Day – 50% of the roll charge and 5-10 day – 25% of the roll charge.

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TPW Blog Contest: Which Toilet Paper is Best?

Jan 31, 2014

What’s your favorite toilet paper, and why? Let us know for a chance to win!

Here’s the skinny:

– Comment below to enter the contest.
– Please keep it clean and family friendly.
– One lucky contributor will win a gift pack including some of our favorite toilet papers.
– Open to continental US customers only.
– Contest ends Feburary 28th 2014.

Be sure to check out the Ultra Toilet Paper Guide, and treat yourself today! xo, the ToiletPaperWorld.com team

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Happy Thomas Crapper Day!

Jan 27, 2014

A little history lesson for all you curious readers out there… Straight from the world-famous Toilet Paper Encyclopedia:

Just who was Thomas Crapper, and why do we celebrate him today? Well it all begins with the toilet…

thomas crapperSo who actually invented the flushing toilet?
The flushing toilet was invented in 1596. Most people believe it was invented by Sir Thomas Crapper, however, its actual inventor was Sir John Harington. Harinton, a British nobleman and godson of Queen Elizabeth I, invented a valve that when pulled would release water from a water closet. Sir John recommended flushing the toilet once or twice a day, although with our modern technology, we know that is probably not sufficient.

Did Thomas Crapper invent the modern toilet?
Well, no. Although from 1861 to 1904 Crapper did have a successful career in the plumbing industry, holding nine patents for plumbing-related products in England, he did not invent the toilet. Albert Giblin holds the 1819 British Patent for the Silent Valvless Water Waste Preventer, a system that allowed a toilet to flush effectively. Gilbin worked for Crapper as an employee and the most likely scenario is that Crapper bought the patent rights from Giblin and marketed the device himself.

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Toilet Paper Encyclopedia: Modern History 101

Jan 24, 2014

Straight from the Funny Toilet Paper Stories section of the world-famous Toilet Paper Encyclopedia:

How did late-nighter Johnny Carson attribute to the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 1973

It all actually started as a joke. Johnny Carson was doing his typical NBC Tonight Show monologue on December 19, 1973. His writers decided to include a joke based on Wisconsin congressman Harold Froelich’s quote which they had heard earlier that day. Froelich claimed that the federal government was falling behind in getting bids to supply toilet paper and “The United States may face a serious shortage of toilet tissue within a few months”.

Johnny Carson’s quote: “You know what’s disappearing from the supermarket shelves? Toilet paper. There’s an acute shortage of toilet paper in the United States.”

The next morning, many of the 20 million television viewers ran to the supermarket and bought all of the toilet paper they could find. By noon, most stores were out of stock! Carson later apologized for scaring the public, and retracted his quote. (NY Useless Information)

Timmy The Talking Toilet Paper Roll

The following is a story that was submitted by Laura Shanley, a children’s book author, to “themestream.com” on July 4th 2000:

Timmy was born on a hot summer day in a toilet paper factory in Boise, Idaho. Originally, he was rather plain looking, but shortly after birth he was dyed a lovely shade of yellow. After an exciting ride on a conveyor belt, Timmy was perfumed and packaged along with eight other rolls, and put into a box to be shipped to the grocery store.

Tushy, Timmy’s best friend, curled up next to him and tried to get some sleep but something was bothering him. “I’m worried,” Tushy said, “I’ve heard rumors about what happens to some rolls of toilet paper.” “What kinds of rumors?” Timmy asked, anxiously. “Well… I heard someone say something about a slow, watery death. You don’t think that could happen to us, do you, Timmy?” said Tushy. “Of course not,” replied Timmy, “We’re two-ply, the best of the best. We got nothing to worry about.”

Soon Timmy and Tushy found themselves on the grocer’s shelves. Day after day they watched shoppers walk by – ladies with babies, old men holding onto their carts to keep from falling over, little kids who knocked things off the shelves. Then one day a man picked up Timmy’s package. “Hooray! Hooray!” all the rolls shouted.

Timmy laughed as he rode in the shopping cart. It felt just like the conveyor belt. When the man got home he put Timmy and the others in a dark closet and closed the door. Timmy was very sad.

But the next day the main took out he package, opened it up, and took Timmy out. He carried Timmy in the bathroom and put him on the toilet paper holder. Around and around Timmy went. “Wheeeeee!” Timmy yelled. He never knew life could be this fun. What happened next  is too sad to write about in a story for children. We’ll just say that Timmy went swimming.

The end.

 

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Moby Dick Toilet Paper, eBay Auction

Jan 17, 2014

212,758 words make up  Herman Melville’s literary masterpiece Moby Dick. For those of you who prefer to do your reading on the abode this Ebay auction may be right for you. For only $999.95 you can own the epic tale of Captain Ahab’s  pursuit of Moby Dick, a great white whale, on six rolls of toilet paper.

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Bathroom Humor Series Continued…

Jan 8, 2014

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Ha. Right on!

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Happy New Years! 2014 is the Year of Saving Money!

Jan 3, 2014

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Happy New Years! Like most of us you’ve probably got your New Years resolution set. Great! But that’s the easy part. As we all know sticking with the resolution is the actual challenge. For those of you who have decided to go with Saving Money as your resolution we’ve put together some helpful tips to help you achieve your goal. Best of luck and may the force be with you!

From ABCnews, 5 money resolutions to consider for 2014:
1) Know where you stand financially
2) Think small
3) Pay yourself first
4) Pay down debt
5) Save more for retirement

Plus – Sign up to become a ToiletPaperWorld.com member and automatically save 5% on every order! Every penny counts, so start saving today!

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Tis the Season: Elf on the Shelf ideas

Dec 17, 2013

Tis the Season… Elf on the Shelf ideas from your (and Santa’s) friends over at ToiletPaperWorld.com.

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 Elfy was caught toilet papering the family Christmas tree. Silly Elfy.

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Elfy then decided to have a play date with Dora at her house. Looks like Dora

decided to have Elfy stay for awhile.

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After a busy night of checking on all of the boys and girls in the house and reporting back to Santa Elfy decided to take a break.

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Top 10 Toilet Paper Facts

Dec 3, 2013

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Straight from the world-famous Toilet Paper Encyclopedia:

1) Which toilet paper is best for septic systems, recreational vehicles and boats? All toilet paper today breaks down well in the septic system. However, thinner is better. 1 ply bath tissue will break down easier and faster. We recommend Snow Lily 1ply Bath Tissue 

2) What are the most popular themes of custom toilet paper? Sudoku, Money, Camouflage, Glow in the Dark.

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3) How much time does a person spend on the toilet over a lifetime? According to various studies, the average person spends 3 years on the toilet over the course of a lifetime!

4) How many days does the standard roll of toilet paper last in a household bathroom? According to Charmin customers, the number of days a standard roll of bath tissue usually lasts in the most-used bathrooms in the house is five.

5) What is the average number of toilet tissue sheets a person uses in one day? On average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip – a total of 57 sheets per day. That’s an annual total of 20,805 sheets!

6) How does recycled toilet paper compare to regular rolls? Thanks to technological advancements, certain brands of recycled toilet paper are just as soft and comfortable as those made from traditional virgin-fiber wood. In many cases, customers can’t even tell the difference between the two.

7) What is a jumbo roll? Toilet paper is now being made on jumbo toilet paper rolls (1,500 sheets per roll) and they require special larger dispensers. These rolls are used in industrial and public bathrooms and are convenient because a larger roll means less changing and less “running out”. This is a very convenient way to save time and money.

8) What is “wet-strength”? Normally, paper loses most of its strength when saturated with water. A toilet tissue that retains more than 15% of its dry-strength when completely saturated with water may be correctly referred to as “wet-strength paper”. (Etherington & Roberts)

9) What makes toilet paper soft? During the drying process, the toilet paper sheet is adhered to one large steel cylinder to dry and is then scraped (or “creped” off) by a metal blade. “Creping” imparts flexibility and stretch into the sheet, while lowering the strength and density, resulting in soft tissue products. (Georgia-Pacific)

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10) How munch tissue/tissue products are produced each year? According to the American Forest & Paper Association, approximately 5.8 million tons of tissue grades, consisting of toilet and facial tissue, paper napkins, towels, diapers, and various sanitary products are produced in the US annually. In 1992, approximately 3.5 million tons of scrap paper was used to manufacture these products.

 

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Practice Safe Drying: Jet Dry vs Paper Towels

Nov 15, 2013

According to Kimberly-Clark:

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Jet air dyers increase bacteria count on fingertips by up to 42%, while hot air dryers increase germs by up to 194%!

 

 

 

 

KC_Practice Safe Drying2Jet air dryer surfaces have contamination levels 75 times higher than the average toilet seat. In a recent mall study, jet air dryer users touched its surface an average of 13 times in a single use. The air blast forced every single person to touch the dryer.

 

 

KC_Practice Safe Drying3Drying with a paper towel actually decreases germs by up to 77%. Touchless towel dispensers really are touchless, with very few germs found on their surfaces.

 

 

 

KC_Practice Safe Drying4According to a 2009 study conducted for Kimberly-Clark Professional, people spend an average of 21 seconds using a jet air dryer vs 10 seconds for paper towels.

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