A fight over the last roll of Charmin toilet paper led elderly siblings to call 911, according to a NYPost article. Bernice Meltzer, 72, and her brother, Howard, 67, were both arrested after they called the cops for violating mutual orders of protection.

Are you guilty of leaving an empty roll of toilet paper? We’ll send you a free roll! Just

1) Tweet @toiletpaperking Toilet Paper Emergency #tp911 with a picture of your Empty Roll
2) DM @toiletpaperking Your Mailing Address* Info
3) Get a free roll of toilet paper delivered to you!

*Only available for mailing addresses in the continental US, deliverable by UPS. No PO Boxes. Limit 1 roll per household.

As for chronic offenders, stock up on bulk toilet paper and never run out again!

A woman from Texas, 41 year old Tara Mauney, was recently arrested and faces jail time for allegedly helping middle school students buy toilet paper for a prank, (come on you know she did it).  The damage the middle school students caused amounted to almost $6000, including removing graffiti from the house written with permanent marker.

FoxNews reported that the woman was caught on surveillance tapes with a group of eight kids buying three 36-packs of toilet paper at Wal-mart. While we always encourage buying bulk toilet paper, we do not condone destructive toilet paper pranks at ToiletPaperWorld.com!

What type of woman brings eight kids to Wal-mart? Kind of hard to deny that the toilet paper was for a prank, but Mauney insists that she is innocent of any crime.

Mauney’s lawyer states,

I don’t think we’ve got a big enough prison in Texas if we’re gonna incarcerate everyone that bought toilet paper.

Touche.

Check out the video for more details on the story:

Dallas News | myFOXdfw.com

See below on how to toilet paper without getting arrested:

How to Toilet Paper  a Co-Worker

Indoor Toilet Paper Prank

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What would you do with the money you save from a year supply of Charmin toilet paper? How much would your year supply of toilet paper be? According to the blog, Food Storage Made Easy, you can easily calculate the amount of toilet paper you use in a year as well as how much storage space you will need.

The question of how much do you need is easily answered. When you go to the store to buy because you are out, buy 3 times what you would normally and store 2 of them. When you need it again, repeat. After 6 months you’ve stored a year’s supply (twice what you used in 6 months!) Works for anything. You can shorten or lengthen the time it takes as your budget dictates by changing the multiple you buy. Twice as much as usual will take a year, 4 times as much will take 4 months, etc.

Of course, you could always buy toilet paper in bulk from ToiletPaperWorld.com, and store it in its convenient case. As many as 96 rolls come in one case, so you should be set for at least 6 months unless you have really high traffic bathrooms!

Thanks to the OCRegister for the image!

If you’re a savvy household shopper, you may have considered if facial tissue is worth buying. Toilet paper gets the job done, but facial tissues are convenient and softer (unless you’re buying really cushy toilet paper). According to Clark Howard, CNN’s conusmer expert, facial tissue costs 8x the cost of toilet paper. That means that when you’ve got a cold or allergies and blowing your nose, it’s more expensive to buy Kleenex facial tissues on average, than just regular toilet paper rolls.

Do you buy facial tissues, even though it’s more expensive? Answer in the comments below, first 10 to respond will receive a reusable shopping bag! E-mail molly@cicgo.com with your shipping information after leaving your comment below.

Whether you’re buying toilet paper or facial tissue, buying in bulk is more economical. While you will pay more upfront for a case of toilet paper, you will save on the time of shopping, frustration of running out, and transportation to stores. Buy facial tissue in bulk at ToiletPaperWorld.com and save money today!

Resolve to buy toilet paper in bulk for the new year! Buying in bulk reduces risk of run out and saves you time and money! Order from ToiletPaperWorld for fast shipping in 2-3 days. Orders over $75 include free shipping! Check out our toilet paper sale to help you save even more this week only.

We don’t condone stealing your neighbors’ bulk toilet paper. But it sure makes for a funny note in the community elevator!

Save up to 20% today for Toilet Paper Tuesday, our America Recycles Day edition. Save on top brands of recycled toilet paper like Angel Soft, Scott, Cottonelle!

All the toilet papers on sale contain recycled fiber. These bathroom tissues all meet or exceed the EPA requirement for post consumer recycled content: 20%. Help conserve trees and resources by buying recycled toilet paper.  Order today and get FREE SHIPPING for orders over $75!

It’s a great idea to buy toilet paper in bulk for the holiday season. Don’t worry about guests needing toilet paper or running out during a party. Stock up now and buy a case or two of toilet paper.

Wholesale paper towels, toilet paper in bulk cases, and facial tissues now on sale at ToiletPaperWorld.com! Come shop our Windsoft Weekend Sale, in honor of Daylight Saving Time. Save on cheap paper hand towels and bathroom tissue rolls.

Don’t forget to turn your clock back an hour before you go to sleep on Saturday night! Wake up Sunday at your normal time and get an extra hour of sleep!I’m looking forward to more sleep, and perhaps waking up to more daylight. The downside is driving home in the dark.

Another safety tip, change the batteries in your smoke alarms and carbon monoxide detectors when we turn back the clocks. It’s a good way to remember to do it every year. For more safety tips for maintaining your smoke alarms check out this article.

Out of toilet paper?

Head to the bathroom, and don’t notice until the last minute that there’s no toilet paper??? What do you do?

A) Start buying toilet paper in bulk

B) Look under the sink for more toilet paper

If you answered B- you are just like blogger Tracy Beckerman, who writes a column called Lost in Suburbia. She posted this picture to her Flickr stream, but her household wasn’t yet out of toilet paper. They just didn’t change the roll.

If you ever find yourself in this situation, choose your battle! You may be living with inconsiderate people who don’t know how to reload toilet paper when they use the last square. Or you may have forgotten to buy any, if you live alone.

Check out Toilet Paper Mom Types for more analysis on your toilet paper purchasing personality.

I recently came across this fabulous infographic proving the need for bulk toilet paper. As we have said before, toilet paper doesn’t expire and you can never have enough of it.

From the Adulting Blog by Kelly Brown

Blogger Kelly Brown on the Adulting Blog posted this graph recently with her take on buying in bulk:

Let’s look at a graph that illustrates toilet paper need: at every point between infancy and death, the answer to the question, ‘Do I need toilet paper?’ will always be ‘Yes.’

Just go ahead and buy in bulk.

That’s it folks, simple and sophisticated, with mathematical proof that buying toilet tissue in bulk is the best option. We have toilet paper for both household and commercial use available at ToiletPaperWorld.com. Buy a case of toilet paper for fast delivery in 2-3 days.

To learn more about Kelly Brown and why she is writing about being better at being an adult, visit her blog at http://adultingblog.com/