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I Love You Custom Toilet Paper for Valentines Day or Anniversary

Feb 2, 2012

Check out this I Love You toilet paper from JustPaperRoses. This custom printed toilet paper roll is a great gift for the not-so-romantic partner. Or give as a first wedding anniversary gift- which is normally the paper gift. Either make your partner laugh or cry because they love/hate this gift!

Are you the type to give a funny gift or do you go more the traditional route? Share your stories in the comments below! The first 5 people to comment will receive free toilet paper!

Check out toilet seat covers for Valentines Day! Interested in making custom toilet paper? Click here for a free quote from ToiletPaperWorld.com!

Freedom Camper in New Zealand Discovered by Matching Toilet Paper Roll

Jan 12, 2012

Don't leave your toilet paper behind in the beautiful New Zealand wilderness!

A freedom camper in New Zealand left behind tell tale toilet paper when illegally going to the bathroom in the wilderness.  Freedom camping, camping outside of campgrounds with bathroom facilities, in New Zealand has been prohibited in certain areas because of a growing human waste and litter problem.

The camper denied that she had gone to the bathroom, but the toilet paper on the ground matched the roll of tissue hanging out the back of her van. An officer confronted the offending camper.

Thames Coromandel District Council spokesperson Craig Birkett told the Waikato Times, “The officer said, ‘You can’t really deny it now can you?’ And she said, `Well, I guess not’.”

While freedom camping is not prohibited everywhere in New Zealand, there are certain areas of restriction. All illegal campers staying overnight in prohibited locations now could be fined $200.

Moral of this story: Don’t leave your toilet paper behind! ToiletPaperWorld.com endorses the responsible disposal of toilet paper.

Hedgehog stuck in a toilet paper roll

Nov 7, 2011

This cute hedgehog stuck in a toilet paper roll makes my day. Hope that you enjoy this funny clip by amandablaize.

Toilet Paper Loses to Canned Goods – Funny Guest Post From Adulting Blog

Sep 21, 2011

Kelly Williams Brown recently posted a funny infographic on her adultingblog.com about how you always need toilet paper, so you might as well buy in bulk. We featured it in our post, Proof that Buying Toilet Paper in Bulk is Better.
We loved how her use of visuals make her hilarious points even more funny, so  we asked her to guest post on our blog! Kelly writes the Adulting blog, which chronicles the step-by-step process of becoming an adult (Step One: Make your fricken bed.)

Toilet Paper Faceoff

After I posted about the ongoing necessity of toilet paper on my blog, it got me thinking about life’s other durable goods and how they stack up. There was but one way to settle this, and that is an NCAA March Madness™-style bracket. I do not have time to think up 64 things, so it was a relatively small tournament. But still! These you-may-as-well-buy-a-bunch-because-you-will-eventually-use-them goods waged a fierce battle for my heart and mind.

Round One: No. 1 seeded Toilet paper easily knocked eighth-seed Staples out of the contention, because no one goes out in a snowstorm for staples. In the round’s only upset, Dish Soap (7) edged out Lightbulbs (2), because it’s better to be in the dark than have food poisoning from improperly cleaned dishes.

Canned goods (full team title: Pinto Beans and Other Canned Goods That Can Be Eaten After The Apocalypse) beat Chapstick (6). Even though having dry lips is really and truly awful, it does not compare to having no food, even if it’s just humble Pinto Beans. Fourth-seed Underwear ultimately prevailed over Q-Tips (5), mainly because I know it’s laundry time when I run out of underwear, whereas Q-Tips have no such pull on my actions.

SEMI-FINALS: Toilet Paper knocked out Dish Soap based on the fact that I’ve never bought more than one thing of dish soap at a time, and that just seems weird, while Canned Goods earned a very slight victory over Underwear, on account of that whole eating-is-necessary thing.

CHAMPIONSHIP: Toilet paper and canned goods clashed mightily, and each held the lead (in my mind, where this tournament is happening) for good stretches. On an emotional level, I prefer toilet paper. But ultimately, the Red Cross doesn’t recommend you have toilet paper in your emergency kit, and no one ever has toilet paper drives (*editor’s note – ToiletPaperWorld recently donated to a toilet paper drive, featured on Daytime TV), or gives you $2 off admission to an event with donation of two toilet paper rolls. CANNED GOODS WIN!

Funny Novelty Toilet Paper

Jun 16, 2010

Crime Scene Novelty Toilet PaperPerpetual Kid has many novelty items to entertain the kid in everyone! These novelty printed toilet paper rolls are hilarious.

Crime Scene Toilet Paper is for those times when the bathroom may not be suitable for others to use. A funny choice of toilet paper to use at home! This novelty bath tissue roll also makes a great gift.

If crime scene toilet paper doesn’t quite fit your bathroom needs, try Biohazard Toilet Paper.

Novelty Bio-hazard Toilet PaperThese  novelty toilet paper rolls are individually packaged in a clear plastic gift box. Buy them as a toilet paper prank or just to brighten up your bathroom.

Novelty Toilet Paper – Funny Gift Ideas

Mar 23, 2010

Happy 1st "Paper" AnniversaryHere is a funny gift idea for your 1st wedding anniversary! Did you know that the first anniversary gift is traditionally a gift of paper, symbolizing the strength and connection of the interlaced threads that make it up.

Since no one uses stationery anymore in the age of e-mail, novelty toilet paper is a great personalized anniversary gift for your paper anniversary. Or if you’re feeling practical, you could just get them a case of toilet paper or recycled paper towels from ToiletPaperWorld.com. Don’t forget the Kleenex for the tears that may ensue from your thoughtful gift.

What other funny gift ideas do you have for the paper anniversary?

Thanks to FlatOutFun for the funny toilet paper gift idea!

Toilet Paper Art

Mar 17, 2010

toilet paper artHi Toilet Paper Blog Readers!

My name is Molly, and I just started here at ToiletPaperWorld. I will be helping out with writing posts for the blog. I will try to find fun and interesting things for you to read. Feel free to contact me with questions, comments or ideas!

To start off, I wanted to share an example of toilet paper art I found online. See the original picture on Flickr. What ideas do you have for making art with toilet paper?

Thanks to atomicjeep for the image!

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