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Stop-action Toilet Paper Video (Fun with TP)

Aug 7, 2013

We love this stop-action toilet paper video, so we just had to share. If you’re feeling creative and need supplies, or just need to stock up on bulk toilet paper, head over to Enjoy.

Vintage Charmin Toilet Paper Commercial, Circa 1984. (Why we love Charmin)

Jul 30, 2013

Let’s take this one back, way back… to the days when Van Halen was rocking the stadium, the Boston Celtics were NBA champs, and Mr. Whipple was promoting Charmin toilet paper at your local grocery store. The year was 1984, and it was a good year indeed.

In today’s world of Justin Bieber and pro-athletes looking at a lifetime ban (ahem Mr.Rodriguez), it’s comforting to still have atleast one friendly reminder of the good times. So thank you Charmin. Thank you for your years of comfort and clean. We appreciate it. Don’t forget to stock up on Charmin today at!

Don’t Microwave Toilet Paper

May 16, 2013


Don’t put your toilet paper in the microwave. Even if you dropped the last roll in the toilet when you were trying to put it on the dispenser and you really need it dry so you can use it RIGHT NOW because you have a phobia of using public restrooms. Even if there are no tissues, napkins, or any other paper-like substance left in your entire house or apartment. I can only imagine that this was the emergency situation that led to putting a wet roll of toilet paper in the microwave, according to this article in the Arizona Daily Star. The toilet paper roll in the microwave left several hundred dollars worth of smoke damage and a visit from the fire department.

Just don’t microwave your toilet paper! What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever tried to microwave?

Empty Roll? Tweet for Toilet Paper!

Jan 18, 2013

Tweet @toiletpaperking Toilet Paper Emergency #tp911 for a Free Roll of Toilet Paper

1) Tweet @toiletpaperking Toilet Paper Emergency #tp911 with a picture of your Empty Roll
2) DM @toiletpaperking Your Mailing Address* Info
3) Get a free roll of toilet paper delivered to you!

*Only available for mailing addresses in the continental US, deliverable by UPS. No PO Boxes. Limit 1 roll per household.

President Barack Obama Custom Toilet Paper a Bum Joke

Dec 4, 2012


While one of our services at includes printing Custom Toilet Paper at for customers, we do not encourage placing custom toilet paper in public or city bathrooms as a prank. **Note** ToiletPaperWorld did not print the toilet paper mentioned in this post.

A firefighter from Pompano Beach, FL, Clint Pierce, was recently fired after replacing the toilet paper in the firehouse with custom printed President Barack Obama toilet paper, according to the Huffington Post.

Pierce had a history of overstepping the boundaries with his politics at work. He was ordered to “refrain from any further posting of political messages on any city property,” after putting anti-Obama stickers on his locker.

“It was clearly a case of insubordination,” Pompano Beach city spokeswoman Sandra King said. “He had a similar situation of posting political messages on city property and he was given a free pass at that time and told to cease and desist and he did it again and really exacerbated the situation.”

We urge ToiletPaperWorld readers to stick to less political statements on their custom toilet paper, such as “I Love You from Top to Bottom Toilet Paper” or “The Bears play like Crap Toilet Paper.”

Toilet Paper Tuesday

Dec 4, 2012

Toilet Paper Tuesday

Price Drop Alert: Angel Soft Toilet Paper

Oct 22, 2012

Angel Soft Toilet Paper now on sale at We had a huge price drop, and we’re passing along the savings to you! Prices available from now until 12/31/2012. Stock up on Angel Soft toilet paper from for a premium bath tissue with incredible softness.

Angel Soft Toilet Paper, 40 Rolls of Bath Tissue only $52.79! Save even more when you log-in as a member, get 5% off your entire order!

Angel Soft Toilet Paper, 60 Rolls of Bath Tissue only $79.00!

Get Toilet Paper Shipped to You, FREE!

Oct 4, 2012

Get Toilet Paper Shipped to You, Faster Than Columbus Crossed the Ocean Blue!

FREE SHIPPING starts now on Every order ships free, no coupon code needed. Just start shopping, and start saving! Free Shipping Ends Wednesday October 10 at 8 AM.

We carry everything you need for stocking your bathroom at your business or workplace, including bulk toilet paper, commercial toilet paper dispensers. Many wholesale bar soaps and hotel soaps and shampoos available, including bulk soaps. All available with FREE SHIPPING in 2-3 days!

Win a Year Supply of Charmin Toilet Paper in Instant Win Game

Sep 5, 2012

Enter the Charmin Instant Win Game and you might win a prize instantly! No need to like Charmin on Facebook, just vote for either Charmin Ultra Soft or Ultra Strong, then enter the giveaway afterwards! 1200 prizes available, including a 1 Year Supply of Charmin bath tissue, t-shirts, hats, coupons and much more. Enter the Instant Win Game daily until 10/20/2012.

What would you do with the money you save from a year supply of Charmin toilet paper? How much would your year supply of toilet paper be? According to the blog, Food Storage Made Easy, you can easily calculate the amount of toilet paper you use in a year as well as how much storage space you will need.

The question of how much do you need is easily answered. When you go to the store to buy because you are out, buy 3 times what you would normally and store 2 of them. When you need it again, repeat. After 6 months you’ve stored a year’s supply (twice what you used in 6 months!) Works for anything. You can shorten or lengthen the time it takes as your budget dictates by changing the multiple you buy. Twice as much as usual will take a year, 4 times as much will take 4 months, etc.

Of course, you could always buy toilet paper in bulk from, and store it in its convenient case. As many as 96 rolls come in one case, so you should be set for at least 6 months unless you have really high traffic bathrooms!


National Toilet Paper Day Charmin Giveaway

Aug 17, 2012

****Congratulations to Ciara from Beverly Hills, FL winner of National Toilet Paper Day Giveaway! She will receive a case of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper. Thanks to all who participated!**** Updated 8/27/12

Leave your comment on why you love ToiletPaperWorld below to enter. Additional chances to win include following on Twitter and Facebook. Tweet about the giveaway for an additional entry!

National Toilet Paper day is this Sunday August 26, celebrating the anniversary of the first day that toilet paper was sold on a roll in 1871.

No purchase necessary. 1 winner will receive a case of Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper! Giveaway ends Monday August 27 at 12:01 EST.

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