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TPW Blog Contest: Which Toilet Paper is Best?

Jan 31, 2014

What’s your favorite toilet paper, and why? Let us know for a chance to win!

Here’s the skinny:

– Comment below to enter the contest.
– Please keep it clean and family friendly.
– One lucky contributor will win a gift pack including some of our favorite toilet papers.
– Open to continental US customers only.
– Contest ends Feburary 28th 2014.

Be sure to check out the Ultra Toilet Paper Guide, and treat yourself today! xo, the team

Ultra Toilet Paper Guide 2014

Tis the Season: Elf on the Shelf ideas

Dec 17, 2013

Tis the Season… Elf on the Shelf ideas from your (and Santa’s) friends over at


 Elfy was caught toilet papering the family Christmas tree. Silly Elfy.


Elfy then decided to have a play date with Dora at her house. Looks like Dora

decided to have Elfy stay for awhile.


After a busy night of checking on all of the boys and girls in the house and reporting back to Santa Elfy decided to take a break.

Happy Thomas Crapper Day! Toilet Paper Party

Jan 27, 2012

As part of our Thomas Crapper Day celebration, we paid our favorite blogger Carissa Rogers in Charmin Ultra Strong to submit a post about her latest toilet paper adventure. Happy Thomas Crapper Day to all the toilet paper aficionados and plumbers who celebrate with us. See our giveaway for a chance to win a case of toilet paper as part of our celebration!

Interested in blogging for ? Contact for details. We pay in toilet paper!

Turning Forty And Forgetful | Surprise B-Day Toilet Paper Party!

I have a group of fantastic girlfriends in my tiny town. We get together as often as we can… pretty much any excuse will do. We play ‘old lady basketball’ once a week, and let’s just say: we’re a hoot on the court!  We meet for book club monthly, okay.. it’s more like magazine-club, but we bring food that’s heavy on the calories, and yummy on the tummy.

We’ve been known to toilet paper a grandma on National Toilet Paper day. And one time, we donned black clothing, fake moustaches and panty-hosed our heads in order to ‘abduct’ one of our friends off to her ‘baby shower’.

So it should come as no surprise that we needed a heckuva great idea when one of the ‘sister wives’ (shhh don’t tell our husbands we named ourselves) was turning 40.

A few months back this friend, I shall call her Amy-is-Amazing-but-forgets-a-lot, forgot to stock up on toilet paper. And at the same time she had taken in a family of abandoned quail baby birds (see? How amazing is that?). The gang kept stopping in to visit the birdies and play with them.. and enterprising Miss ‘forgets-a-lot’ gently suggested everyone bring her a roll when they came to visit the birdies!

And so…

We took it upon ourselves to create a ‘Forty & Forgetful’ themed surprise birthday party for her. Everyone was assigned to bring one roll of TP for the honored guest, as well as a ‘slightly’ inappropriate gift for the soon to be ‘old lady’… You know: reading glasses, stool softener, denture cream.

Everyone came thru with flying colors. The best gift by far was a print out of ‘how-to duct tape your boobs’, along with several different packs of duct tape in sparkly girly colors (1 for every occasion)!

Toilet Paper & Diet Mountain Dew Cake!

And since Diet Mountain Dew is her current drink of choice.. we made a special cake JUST for her out of Toilet Paper and DMD.  (Thanks goes to April for MAKING the cake!)

What everyone did not know is that I had a separate plan with an alternate-theme for the party. I figure every forty year old woman needs to hear from those who will NEVER forget her. I called this part the Forty & NEVER Forget theme.

I emailed, Facebook’ed and wrangled up several friends of hers from way back in her ‘college’ days. Asking them to send me a letter about how and why they could NEVER forget her. The surprise letters provided a meaningful  moment to a very silly party. We ended with her mother reading her own ‘Never Forget’ letter.

Wait, no… that wasn’t the end, because it was time to celebrate by eating Thai Food, since the whole thing was held at birthday girl’s favorite Thai restaurant!

Don’t you wish you were part of our goodncrazy girlfriend mom-group?!


In a former life, Carissa Rogers was a molecular biologist. In her current life she is the chief researcher of blogging karma, parenting dos (and some don’ts) and for spice she pretends to be a photographer…a mom of all trades. Connect with her on Twitter and check out her website

20 Ways to Save for Halloween- Find the Discounts!

Oct 24, 2011

Start Hunting for Discounts

We had so much fun during our Easter Egg Hunt, we decided to do a Halloween Hunt!

1) Search around and find hidden Pumpkins in the product descriptions.

2) Find the pumpkin, that means you found the discount!

3) 20 Pumpkins have been hidden, so that’s 20 ways to save!

These pumpkins are scattered around the site, so check everywhere- Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Hand Soap, Cleaning Products,  or any of the other categories. The discount automatically applies- no coupon code needed!

Halloween Hunt prices valid through October 31th, 2011. Sale prices are final and include the member discount. Start hunting now to take advantage of the savings!

FIRST CLUE: This soap is for the birds.

Extra 5% Off for Labor Day

Sep 2, 2011

This Labor Day weekend, take 5% Off your order! No coupon code necessary. Simply add your items to the cart, and checkout, and you’ll see your savings! Members will still receive their discounted prices, so savings equal almost 10% off regular prices! Log-in and start shopping! Sale ends Tuesday September 6.

Customer’s Choice Giveaway! Win a Product of Your Choice

May 2, 2011

Every Order is an Entry

THIS WEEK – Customer’s Choice Giveaway. Every order is an entry to win! Orders between Monday May 2 8 AM to Monday May 9 8 AM qualify for entry.

The winning customer will choose a product as their  prize (up to $100 value).

Order now and enter to win!

**UPDATE**Jeff from NJ won- he’s getting a free case of Windsoft toilet paper. Congratulations Jeff!

Valentine’s Day Sale

Feb 14, 2011

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, is giving 5% off to everyone who orders! No coupon code needed, the discount will be applied to your order at checkout.

If you are a member, you will STILL receive your regular 5% discounted prices, so your savings can be  up to almost 10% off! If you are not a member yet, sign up– it’s free!

This promotion expires tomorrow, February 15th at 8am EST. carries over 3,500 high quality products for your home or business. Start shopping and saving now! Update

Feb 7, 2011

For the past year here at, we have been hard at work redesigning and upgrading our site. These changes will start to take effect in the coming months.

What does this mean for our valued customers?

  • Expect the same extensive product selection! You will still be able to shop with a customized repeat shopping list.
  • Expect the same great prices and personalized customer service.

New Features

  • An easier ordering process
  • Expanded product details
  • More ways to save!

If you have questions, ideas, or suggestions, please feel free to contact us at any time at 1-877-402-6537. Our number 1 priority is your satisfaction!

Keep checking back for updates at, including giveaways and promotions.

Thomas Crapper Day Sale

Jan 27, 2011

Thomas Crapper Sale

In honor of Thomas Crapper, put our top brands of toilet paper on sale!

Check out our sale on Charmin, Angel Soft, Scott Rapid Dissolve, Atlas Recycled toilet paper, Windsoft, Boardwalk and Scott Jumbo Rolls.

Stock up on your favorite brand of toilet paper and save with our special prices. Buying toilet paper in bulk online saves time, resources and money.

Don’t forget, free shipping on orders over $75!

Thomas Crapper has been credited with many plumbing patents. Read more about Thomas Crapper on our previous blog post about the inventor of the toilet.

Black Friday Weekend 2010

Nov 24, 2010

Save an EXTRA 5% for Black Friday Weekend!

In celebration of Thanksgiving, is giving 5% off to everyone who orders! Discount will be automatically applied at checkout- no coupon code needed!
MEMBERS still receive your regular 5% off prices, so your savings can total almost 10% off!
So don’t wait in lines during Black Friday! Buy the supplies you need for home or work from today.
Order today! Promotion ends Tuesday, November 30th at 5pm.


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