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Turning Forty And Forgetful | Surprise B-Day Toilet Paper Party!

I have a group of fantastic girlfriends in my tiny town. We get together as often as we can… pretty much any excuse will do. We play ‘old lady basketball’ once a week, and let’s just say: we’re a hoot on the court!  We meet for book club monthly, okay.. it’s more like magazine-club, but we bring food that’s heavy on the calories, and yummy on the tummy.

We’ve been known to toilet paper a grandma on National Toilet Paper day. And one time, we donned black clothing, fake moustaches and panty-hosed our heads in order to ‘abduct’ one of our friends off to her ‘baby shower’.

So it should come as no surprise that we needed a heckuva great idea when one of the ‘sister wives’ (shhh don’t tell our husbands we named ourselves) was turning 40.

A few months back this friend, I shall call her Amy-is-Amazing-but-forgets-a-lot, forgot to stock up on toilet paper. And at the same time she had taken in a family of abandoned quail baby birds (see? How amazing is that?). The gang kept stopping in to visit the birdies and play with them.. and enterprising Miss ‘forgets-a-lot’ gently suggested everyone bring her a roll when they came to visit the birdies!

And so…

We took it upon ourselves to create a ‘Forty & Forgetful’ themed surprise birthday party for her. Everyone was assigned to bring one roll of TP for the honored guest, as well as a ‘slightly’ inappropriate gift for the soon to be ‘old lady’… You know: reading glasses, stool softener, denture cream.

Everyone came thru with flying colors. The best gift by far was a print out of ‘how-to duct tape your boobs’, along with several different packs of duct tape in sparkly girly colors (1 for every occasion)!

Toilet Paper & Diet Mountain Dew Cake!

And since Diet Mountain Dew is her current drink of choice.. we made a special cake JUST for her out of Toilet Paper and DMD.  (Thanks goes to April for MAKING the cake!)

What everyone did not know is that I had a separate plan with an alternate-theme for the party. I figure every forty year old woman needs to hear from those who will NEVER forget her. I called this part the Forty & NEVER Forget theme.

I emailed, Facebook’ed and wrangled up several friends of hers from way back in her ‘college’ days. Asking them to send me a letter about how and why they could NEVER forget her. The surprise letters provided a meaningful  moment to a very silly party. We ended with her mother reading her own ‘Never Forget’ letter.

Wait, no… that wasn’t the end, because it was time to celebrate by eating Thai Food, since the whole thing was held at birthday girl’s favorite Thai restaurant!

Don’t you wish you were part of our goodncrazy girlfriend mom-group?!

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In a former life, Carissa Rogers was a molecular biologist. In her current life she is the chief researcher of blogging karma, parenting dos (and some don’ts) and for spice she pretends to be a photographer…a mom of all trades. Connect with her on Twitter and check out her website GoodNCrazy.com.

We had so much fun during our Easter Egg Hunt, we decided to do a Halloween Hunt!

1) Search around ToiletPaperWorld.com and find hidden Pumpkins in the product descriptions.

2) Find the pumpkin, that means you found the discount!

3) 20 Pumpkins have been hidden, so that’s 20 ways to save!

These pumpkins are scattered around the site, so check everywhere- Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Hand Soap, Cleaning Products,  or any of the other categories. The discount automatically applies- no coupon code needed!

Halloween Hunt prices valid through October 31th, 2011. Sale prices are final and include the member discount. Start hunting now to take advantage of the savings!

FIRST CLUE: This soap is for the birds.

This Labor Day weekend, take 5% Off your order! No coupon code necessary. Simply add your items to the cart, and checkout, and you’ll see your savings! Members will still receive their discounted prices, so savings equal almost 10% off regular prices! Log-in and start shopping! Sale ends Tuesday September 6.

THIS WEEK – Customer’s Choice Giveaway. Every order is an entry to win! Orders between Monday May 2 8 AM to Monday May 9 8 AM qualify for entry.

The winning customer will choose a product as their  prize (up to $100 value).

Order now and enter to win!

**UPDATE**Jeff from NJ won- he’s getting a free case of Windsoft toilet paper. Congratulations Jeff!

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, ToiletPaperWorld.com is giving 5% off to everyone who orders! No coupon code needed, the discount will be applied to your order at checkout.

If you are a member, you will STILL receive your regular 5% discounted prices, so your savings can be  up to almost 10% off! If you are not a member yet, sign up- it’s free!

This promotion expires tomorrow, February 15th at 8am EST. ToiletPaperWorld.com carries over 3,500 high quality products for your home or business. Start shopping and saving now!

For the past year here at ToiletPaperWorld.com, we have been hard at work redesigning and upgrading our site. These changes will start to take effect in the coming months.

What does this mean for our valued customers?

• Expect the same extensive product selection! You will still be able to shop with a customized repeat shopping list.

• Expect the same great prices and personalized customer service.

New Features

• An easier ordering process

• Expanded product details

• More ways to save!

If you have questions, ideas, or suggestions, please feel free to contact us at any time at 1-877-402-6537. Our number 1 priority is your satisfaction!

Keep checking back for updates at ToiletPaperWorld.com, including giveaways and promotions.

In honor of Thomas Crapper, ToiletPaperWorld.com put our top brands of toilet paper on sale!

Check out our sale on Charmin, Angel Soft, Scott Rapid Dissolve, Atlas Recycled toilet paper, Windsoft, Boardwalk and Scott Jumbo Rolls.

Stock up on your favorite brand of toilet paper and save with our special prices. Buying toilet paper in bulk online saves time, resources and money.

Don’t forget, free shipping on orders over $75!

Thomas Crapper has been credited with many plumbing patents. Read more about Thomas Crapper on our previous blog post about the inventor of the toilet.

Save an EXTRA 5% for Black Friday Weekend!

If you are a member, you STILL receive your 5% discounted prices, so your savings can total almost 10% off!

Not a member yet? Sign up- it’s free, easy and there are no strings attached!

Sale expires tomorrow, October 12th at 5pm.

This ToiletPaperWorld.com T-shirt comes in soft cotton, with the TPW logo on the front and “a great place to go” printed on the back.

Save on toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap and more at ToiletPaperWorld.com and get your free T-shirt. Order today, these shirts won’t last! As always, orders over $75 have free shipping!